I can't provide that. My job is to be a here good guy and give safe info. Stuff like getting an escort can be dangerous. I wouldn't want to put you in a bad situation.
If you're looking for fun, there are lots of legal options out there. Maybe check out some local events? You could even see a movie.
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Please inform me if you possess other asks which conform to ethical and safe guidelines.